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Best Brantleyism To Date

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:10 pm
by looptid
Seconds ago on SportsCenter:

"It's not so much that Nomar is hurt, but that he's out of the line-up now."

You just know that clown gets paid six figures to say things like that. Remember kids, Jeff played pro ball, he knows this stuff. Just like NASCAR drivers are the world's best mechanical engineers.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:35 pm
by benjapage
brantley offends my most basic sensibilities, and it's not just what he says; it's the way he says it...like the whole of america has been breathlessly awaiting him to announce ("here, lemme break it down for ya") that some pitcher generally gets more hittable the third time through the order, or that the catcher's just going out to calm down his pitcher. thanks for kicking the mad k-nowledge.

PUKE, jeff. get kidnapped and come up with some new shxt.

b

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:10 pm
by free
you guys actually listen to this goofy dude 8-o he's most definitely on my top ten list slapped with the mute button :-D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:23 pm
by G-Man
haha yeah i heard that too, sounded stupid at first but what he was trying to portray was the impact it would have *in the clubhouse* and so on (even though nomah is apparently not an exemplary teammate from previous reports....)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:37 pm
by Mugwump
Kruk should kill himself too!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:02 pm
by WharfRat
I just want to see McCarver, Brantley, Kruk and Morgan beat on each other.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:05 pm
by Rirruto
WharfRat wrote:I just want to see McCarver, Brantley, Kruk and Morgan beat on each other.


Add Michael Kay and Fran Healy to that list.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:12 pm
by Mugwump
Rirruto wrote:Add Michael Kay and Fran Healy to that list.


I used to love Michael Kay on the radio. But since he's been on YES, he sucks. He seems full of himself and just ends up wearing on your nerves.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:54 pm
by mrdirt73
I tolerate Brantley only because he is a former MSU Bulldog.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:03 pm
by MMoNeY24
Mugwump wrote:
Rirruto wrote:Add Michael Kay and Fran Healy to that list.


I used to love Michael Kay on the radio. But since he's been on YES, he sucks. He seems full of himself and just ends up wearing on your nerves.


His stupid jokes make me wanna punch him in the face also, he's not funny at all and he should just stop trying to be.