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Postby JTWood » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:56 pm

You refer to your friends by their fantasy team names. ''Hey Tea Baggers, you going to lunch now?''

:-D :-D :-D

The name alone makes me laugh.
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:57 pm

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bdrotoronto wrote:don't know if this guy was playing fantasy baseball, but this is presumably the end-game of being addicted to playing games too much.. 8-o lol.. the exhaustion he speaks of certainly sounds familiar.. :-D

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiap ... index.html


Wow?

The first thing that popped into my mind was Madison .

Madison look at what can happen.

You need to take a break.


Yeah its true Mad :-°
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Postby JTWood » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:04 pm

Here are my contributions:

You don't mind watching your fav team get destroyed as long as your hitter gets in on the melee.

You want your fav team to win, but not by too much. You need the save.
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Postby Broncmet724 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:59 pm

<----- The only time you use a spreadsheet is to prepare for a draft
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Postby dracovonborax » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:50 pm

"You don't mind watching your fav team get destroyed as long as your hitter gets in on the melee." my wife, who hates sports and especially the fantasy side of it, totally busted a gut when i read her that one..it's so true. :-)
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Postby Rotoworld » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:29 am

You tell you wife that you have to go to the computer and check your email 10 times every night.
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Postby taw856 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:15 am

wrveres wrote:How about ...

You think Jose Reyes will hit in 56 straight games .. :*)


;-) I'm just waiting for AT's victory post now that Chan Ho (of all pitchers) finally put and end to his current string.
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Postby prodpaul » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:36 am

Your wife tells you she wants to act out your favorite fantasy and all you can think of is "How in the world is she going to get Pujols on my team." :-D :-D
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Postby JTWood » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:12 am

prodpaul wrote:Your wife tells you she wants to act out your favorite fantasy and all you can think of is "How in the world is she going to get Pujols on my team." :-D :-D

:-D ;-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:01 pm

You are completely unphased when berated by your wife or admonished by your boss. However, when your closer B.J. Ryan gives up four runs to the Yankees, you have to stop yourself from smashing the remote off the television.


Oh, so true! :-D

For you, Milton Bradley is not a game, and Coco Crisp is not a breakfast cereal.


Huh? Those names are used elsewhere? :-?

Obviously kidding. :-b

Great read! ;-D

wrveres wrote:The first thing that popped into my mind was Madison .


Lol. :-b

Nah, that's not me. When I do something 50 straight hours, I don't chicken out and take naps. B-)

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