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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:15 pm

What are some of the better SMACK TALKS being handed out in your league?

Here's a few from my league...

- "FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY, YUMMY." cubs fan.
- "Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, Mike Ditka, or Larry Johnson"
- "You better stay outta white sox business."
- "Where are the tacos?" one of our mexican members.
- "0 steals? 4 errors? 0 saves?" true smack talk to his opponent this week.

and finally...

- "I will rape you like the duke lacrosse team" huge duke fan. zero politcal correctness = nice.

who's next?
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Postby teddy ballgame » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:19 pm

My league's is basically a 2nd trading block. People put what they need and that they're willing to trade guys. Others ask people to offer them trades.
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Postby benjapage » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:20 pm

yeah, rape isn't funny because it's a gray issue. i can't abide.

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Postby cloverhurstdawg » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:22 pm

Rule #76- Play like a champion, no excuses.

And for my other team, The Hitmen- "The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:25 pm

benjapage wrote:yeah, rape isn't funny because it's a gray issue. i can't abide.

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saying somthing like that to a stanger is really outta line but this is a league of really good friends.

now lets not make that hijack the thread.
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Postby FantasyGURU802 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:43 pm

I usually put who is available for trade on my team or what positions I need. Not too much of how bad I whipped the other team last week.
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Postby DK » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:40 am

One guy in my league - "I enjoy long walks on the beach, discussions of romance, and cuddling."

I did steal it from him for another league.
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Re: Yahoo SMACK TALK!

Postby mak1277 » Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:03 am

The Miner Part 2 wrote:"I will rape you like the duke lacrosse team"


Is this in poor taste? No question...but I feel bad for anyone who doesn't think it's also hilarious.
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:43 pm

Haven't seen any funny ones, everyone in my leagues just posts new smack talk everyday complaining about how bad there low round "sleepers" have been doing. :-b
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Re: Yahoo SMACK TALK!

Postby beltrans_boy » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:48 pm

mak1277 wrote:
The Miner Part 2 wrote:"I will rape you like the duke lacrosse team"


Is this in poor taste? No question...but I feel bad for anyone who doesn't think it's also hilarious.


Is there such a thing as good humor that DOESN'T offend good taste??

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