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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:11 pm

waterproof wrote:
The Miner Part 2 wrote:uhhh you may wanna edit that one quick waterproof...


Yeah, wasn't thinking... I got a warning :-/


ha, #()*&@()*&@^$ happens.

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Postby reenum » Wed May 10, 2006 10:38 pm

Please post more of these for the slow witted and humor challenged among us.

I want to look cool in front of the league for once.
I never smile if I can help it.... Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
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Postby Smee » Wed May 10, 2006 11:14 pm

Brad "wee-willy" Wilkerson is certainly a suitable mascot for your commiserable band!

I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip, peep the red hot fire that Dy-lon spits!
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Postby Dr. StrangeGlove » Wed May 10, 2006 11:24 pm

I usually vent more about my own players in the smack box. !+)
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Wed May 10, 2006 11:44 pm

"When someone smiles at me all I see is a chimpanzie begging for its life!"

not sure what it means but it cracks me up! !+)
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Postby Apollo » Thu May 11, 2006 1:42 am

I have a team named the Evil Dead, and I've been updating my smack talk weekly with quotes from the movies.

Currently:

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!"
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Postby klvrdude » Thu May 11, 2006 1:45 am

I think any Yogi Berra quote would work, such as:

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
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Postby number9 » Thu May 11, 2006 2:43 am

Apollo wrote:I have a team named the Evil Dead, and I've been updating my smack talk weekly with quotes from the movies.

Currently:

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!"

Best of the bunch, nice ;-D
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Postby Nooner » Thu May 11, 2006 9:30 am

The Miner Part 2 wrote:"When someone smiles at me all I see is a chimpanzie begging for its life!"

not sure what it means but it cracks me up! !+)


This comes from the show The Office when Dwight was explaining why he never shows his teeth when he smiles. It was a pretty funny line.
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Postby Apollo » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:33 am

An update on my Evil Dead smack talk:

After a clean sweep of a H2H week put me 7 games up in first place for the first time all season, my smack became "Hail to the king, baby."

And now that Pujols injured himself today, it's become "You bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why?"
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