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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby Inukchuk » Fri May 08, 2009 6:19 pm

Neato Torpedo wrote:What's amazing is that on his 8 HR he's gotten only 10 RBI.


This has been driving me nuts. Every time I look up, he's hitting a solo. Good thing no one's 'clogging the bases' in front of him... :-C
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby StlSluggers » Fri May 08, 2009 6:21 pm

Inukchuk wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:What's amazing is that on his 8 HR he's gotten only 10 RBI.


This has been driving me nuts. Every time I look up, he's hitting a solo. Good thing no one's 'clogging the bases' in front of him... :-C

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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby StlSluggers » Fri May 08, 2009 6:22 pm

lastingsgriller wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
lastingsgriller wrote:I love Jay Bruce.

You think you love him, but are you willing to have a uterus implanted in your body so that you can bear his child?

If not, please rename this thread appropriately. :-b


you're right.. definetely more of a man crush..

I don't love him unconditionally. if he starts sucking balls, I could get over him pretty quickly..

sorry, that was a little bit overly agressive.. :-/

So what's the new thread title gonna be? I'm conditionally fond of Jay Bruce? :-D
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby lastingsgriller » Fri May 08, 2009 6:45 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
lastingsgriller wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:You think you love him, but are you willing to have a uterus implanted in your body so that you can bear his child?

If not, please rename this thread appropriately. :-b


you're right.. definetely more of a man crush..

I don't love him unconditionally. if he starts sucking balls, I could get over him pretty quickly..

sorry, that was a little bit overly agressive.. :-/

So what's the new thread title gonna be? I'm conditionally fond of Jay Bruce? :-D



i like like Jay Bruce.. like a lot! ;-)
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby miller24x » Fri May 08, 2009 7:04 pm

lastingsgriller wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
lastingsgriller wrote:I love Jay Bruce.

You think you love him, but are you willing to have a uterus implanted in your body so that you can bear his child?

If not, please rename this thread appropriately. :-b


...if he starts sucking balls...


Probably not the best choice of words.
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 08, 2009 8:56 pm

miller24x wrote:
lastingsgriller wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:You think you love him, but are you willing to have a uterus implanted in your body so that you can bear his child?

If not, please rename this thread appropriately. :-b


...if he starts sucking balls...


Probably not the best choice of words.


agreed...he should stick to slapping dongs
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby Saltydog » Fri May 08, 2009 9:48 pm

I have a similar man crush.

My dilemma is whether to keep Bruce or Morneau (both valued at $19) for 2010.
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby activechamp2006 » Fri May 08, 2009 10:10 pm

Saltydog wrote:I have a similar man crush.

My dilemma is whether to keep Bruce or Morneau (both valued at $19) for 2010.


If they have the same value definitely Morneau.
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby yakimancan » Sat May 09, 2009 12:24 am

A little off topic but would you trade Bruce for Papi this year? Just debating whether I should pull the trigger since we are on the Jay Bruce subject.
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Re: I love Jay Bruce

Postby Neato Torpedo » Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 am

Morneau >>> Bruce > Ortiz
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