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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:43 pm
by TheNatinals
JTWood wrote:MLB is negotiating the rights to an exhibition game where Strasburg pitches to Heyward with Weiters catching.
They're going to call it "Better than the World Series".


They should call it "The Apocalypse."

If he hits the Strasburg pitch, it will likely knock the moon out of orbit and throw off the Earth's tides and gravitational pull. This would be the better scenario for mankind.

If Heyward swings and misses the winds from his whiff will crumble the buildings of North America just before the impact of Strasburg's pitch in Weiters' glove spawns a black hole at home plate, sucking in the entire Milky Way.

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:15 pm
by thedude
Jason Heyward once played all 9 positions...in the same game...at the same time.

Jason Heyward is the only player capable of stealing the pitcher's mound.

When Jason Heyward hits a ball towards a fielder, the fielder runs away from the ball.

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:17 pm
by MasterX1918
JTWood wrote:MLB is negotiating the rights to an exhibition game where Strasburg pitches to Heyward with Weiters catching.
They're going to call it "Better than the World Series".

I'm pretty sure this would be cataclysmic and cause the next big bang

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:20 pm
by thedude
In Dodger Stadium, Matt Kemp once caught a ball Jason Heyward hit while playing in Atlanta.

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:31 pm
by JTWood
thedude wrote:In Dodger Stadium, Matt Kemp once caught a ball Jason Heyward hit while playing in Atlanta.

God, that park holds everything in...

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:35 pm
by thedude
Jason Heyward once hit a line drive up the middle, rounded first, headed to second only to be knocked unconscious by the ball he had just hit.

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:07 pm
by TheNatinals
Jason Heyward once stared straight into Matt Weiters' eyes....and lived.

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:01 pm
by Dan Lambskin
Jason Heyward didn't need to give Hillary Duff an engagement ring

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:36 pm
by JTWood
Dan Lambskin wrote:Jason Heyward didn't need to give Hillary Duff an engagement ring

lol yes :-D

Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:45 pm
by MTUCache
MasterX1918 wrote:Why does Jason Heyward have white arms in that picture?

Quite simply... because he wanted to.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION THE WAY IN WHICH JH PRESENTS HIMSELF TO YOUR UNWORTHY EYES?

REPENT!

Seriously though, that pedobear pick could have at least been on the right body. :-?