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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby Inukchuk » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:12 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:Image


Funniest thing I've seen in a while... ;-D
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:36 pm

side effects of the latest designer roids

edit: i see art has said the same
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby buffalobillsrul2002 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:32 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Next year's headlines will be all about the discovery of a new, previously undectable PED that has a side effect of damaging a person's appendix.


I would completely support the usage of said PED. The gains from using the PED would be much greater than the value of one's appendix anyways.... ;-D
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby Slayer Rules » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:34 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:Image


I've been around the cafe for a while and definitely know you're one of the crackups on this board - but this may have been your finest hour yet - fcking hilarious
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby Metropolitans » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:10 am

Had my appendix removed when I was in 2nd grade (I'll never forget bc I got "The Rat King" and I believe the "Surfer Michaelangelo" action figures while in the hospital)... I was young and vulnerable (prolly not the "toughest" 7 yr old, lol) I remembered being in quite some pain 2 wks after the surgery, even after being released... Infact I was excused from gym class for over month... I Hope this pointless post about my child hood helps!

Your body doesn't exacty "need" your Appendix so minus the stitches/pain, theyll both be fine, and should return to their Multi-Million Dollar professions quickly!
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby checkers » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:09 am

Anyone starting him this week? :-o
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby Tis » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:31 pm

Metropolitans wrote:Your body doesn't exacty "need" your Appendix so minus the stitches/pain, theyll both be fine, and should return to their Multi-Million Dollar professions quickly!


Saw this news a while back, scientists think they finally found the purpose of the appendix. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/20 ... 102334.htm
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Re: Adam Dunn Emergency Appendectomy

Postby rotoquest » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:50 pm

checkers wrote:Anyone starting him this week? :-o


He probably won't be back until thursday.
ROTOWORLD: White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said Monday that Adam Dunn (appendectomy) is experiencing some discomfort while running the bases.
Guillen also said he would give Dunn an extra day of rest once he deems himself ready to go. Things could change, but the best-case scenario right now would be a mid-week return.
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