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How do you like Damons new look?

Its Awesome!!!
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57%
He looks goofy with that beard.
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11%
He looks like an Indian/Eskimo
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17%
I hate it!
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14%
 
Total votes : 70

Postby pilambp » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:48 pm

Makes you wonder what he did all offseason (From USA Today, Feb 26)

Johnny Damon said Wednesday that he gained 15 pounds in the offseason by "drinking beer" but doesn't believe the extra weight has cost him any speed, according to the Providence Journal. It was unclear whether or not Damon was joking. Damon also said that he experienced headaches into December from his colission with teammate Damian Jackson in the playoffs.
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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:57 pm

pilambp wrote:Makes you wonder what he did all offseason (From USA Today, Feb 26)

Johnny Damon said Wednesday that he gained 15 pounds in the offseason by "drinking beer" but doesn't believe the extra weight has cost him any speed, according to the Providence Journal. It was unclear whether or not Damon was joking. Damon also said that he experienced headaches into December from his colission with teammate Damian Jackson in the playoffs.


Seems he's getting in the habit of colliding with teammates. :-o
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Postby perlick29 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:01 pm

Johnny Damon may have seen the passion of christ one too many times. By the way Craig Wilson did change his look, into a kind of Pam Anderson with her hair down. What a dreamboat. j/k.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:41 pm

Montgomery C. Burns would never allow that look on his team.

I like the look - he just looks slower.

In the NFL they came up with the Ricky Williams rule saying that he can be tackled by his dreads (ouch) - can Damon be tagged out on his hair?
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Postby canibus » Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:48 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Montgomery C. Burns would never allow that look on his team.

I like the look - he just looks slower.

In the NFL they came up with the Ricky Williams rule saying that he can be tackled by his dreads (ouch) - can Damon be tagged out on his hair?


Ha-ha.
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I think he's packing heat under there...

Straight out of the The Last Boy Scout, next hit Damon gets he runs down the 1st base line shooting everyone in site!
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Postby AcidRock23 » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:01 pm

LMAO!!! There's always been something about Kent that bothered me besides his Jeff Gillooley look.

mightyian5 wrote:no no. the porn star look is already reserved by jeff kent and that mustache.

damon looks badass, and as one of my favorite players, i support him and hope he never cuts it.
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Postby afromangettindrunk » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:09 pm

Damon's a great guy and a solid player. Hes not a superstar by any stretch but he can run like hell, he can field, and hes a good leadoff hitter.


badass 100%...unless of course trot nixon had long hair and a beard and HUGE sideburns. that would be the uberest badass of all.

anyway...its entertaining if nothing else
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Postby Guest » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:15 pm

AcidRock23 wrote:LMAO!!! There's always been something about Kent that bothered me besides his Jeff Gillooley look.

mightyian5 wrote:no no. the porn star look is already reserved by jeff kent and that mustache.

damon looks badass, and as one of my favorite players, i support him and hope he never cuts it.


I HATE Kent's little [expletive]hair mustache.
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Postby inkubus » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:16 pm

The above is me.
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:21 pm

AcidRock23 wrote:LMAO!!! There's always been something about Kent that bothered me besides his Jeff Gillooley look.

mightyian5 wrote:no no. the porn star look is already reserved by jeff kent and that mustache.

damon looks badass, and as one of my favorite players, i support him and hope he never cuts it.


That is some funny funny stuff fellas - can we add Bret Boone looking a little like Dopey from the 7 dwarves into this?
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