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Postby Longhorns76 » Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:35 pm

You get fired from your job and you send an email to your league commishioner to veto it as you claim that it was collusion amongst managers.

To avoid confusion with the other guy in your office with the same name, you request people call you by your teamname "Sledge Hammers"
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Postby Madison » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:07 pm

Thats NOT Snowflake wrote:A HOT girl asks you if you want to live out your fantasy and you reply "You going to trade me Scott Rolen ?!?"

That's a great line. :-D ;-D Lol. :-b
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Re: Fantasy Addiction

Postby warrick95 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:29 am

Just Admit It Pete wrote:You know you are a fantasy addict when?

1. You refresh rotoworld every 10 minutes thinking there will be a new blip about one of your players and actually get pissed off when an hour goes by between updates :-[ .

2. You are already in bed for the night (after being on the computer all night) and you see your pitcher get rocked on baseball tonight so you rush out to turn the computer back on to see how this will effect your era mathematically.

3. You read a story to your kids at the computer table so you can have's live scoreboard running in the background between pages :-/ .

4. You watch the major league live scoreboard more than any other tv program.

5. You watch the major league live scoreboard for the mets and phillies while you are watching the mets and phillies on tv 8-o .

6. You make a post on's website and refresh 50 times and only stop when you get your first reply.

7. You actually know that Felix Pie went 4-5 and hit for the cycle for single A Daytona Sunday afternoon.

8. You know the exact healing time for any grade of groin injury.

9. Sex is only important after 10:00 pm eastern when most of the early games are over and you know where you stand for the evening ;-D .

Let me go a step further.

Your "background romantic music" while you're having sex is the local sports radio station. Nothing more romantic than loud and obnoxious men screaming and b*tching about sports!

10. 8. may not be relevant if you started your addiction before marriage because then you probably dont have a sex life :-o .

11. You have more than three fantasy mags behind the crapper :-o and even though you already know what they say about each of your players you keep looking them up anyway.

Im sure there are more out there, lets hear em.
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Postby max1889 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:46 am

Thats NOT Snowflake wrote:A HOT girl asks you if you want to live out your fantasy and you reply "You going to trade me Scott Rolen ?!?"

Great line, mucho props
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